Why A Girl Should Marry An Engineer When Choosing A Mate

Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers

DOCTORS
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your
relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman in his profession.

LAWYER

Do you seriously expect an honest, trustingrelationship with someone who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens you will get nothing.

SALESMAN

See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade shows, etc.where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up on the Rickiake show. The company that your Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you.

TEACHER

The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him.He'll be in jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. FIREFIGHTER,CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC.

Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the computer terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp.And If you think he is looking at another woman, and you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see her.

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER

10. The world does revolve around us... we chose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoys a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion... need we say more?

4. Engineers do it according to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. We know the Right Hand Rule.

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THE PHILIPPINES IS...................

50. where the most happening places is not where the party is. Instead its where the gang wars happen, where naked women strip and where the people overthrow a president.

49. where even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed

48. where everyone has his personal ghost story.

47. where mountains like makiling and banahaw are considered as holy places.

46. where everything can be forged

45. where the school is considered the second home and the mall considered as third.

44. where starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.

43. where every street has a basketball court and every town only has one public school.

42. where all kinds of animals are edible

41. where people speak all kinds of languages, and still call it tagalog.

40. where students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.

39. where callcenter employees earn more money than teachers and nurses

38. where driving 4kms can take as much as 4hours.

37. where flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.

36. where the tourist spots is where Filipinos do not (or cannot) go.

35. where the personal computer is mainly used for games and friendster.

34. where all 13 yr olds are alcoholic

33. where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!

32. where 4am is not even considered bed time yet.

31. where people can pay to defy the law.

30. where everything is spoofed?

29. where even the poverty stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger (sobrang peke naman ng itsura)

28. where honking of car horns is a way of life.

27. where being called a bum is never offensive.

26. where flood waters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.

25. where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.

24. where crossing the street involves running for your dear life. (EDSA! EDSA!)

23. where wearing ur national colors make you "baduy"

22. where billiards is a sport, and darts is a bar game.

21. where even the poverty stricken have the latest cellphones. (nakaw kasi eh)

20. where insurance does not work.

19. where water can only be classified as tap and dirty... clean water is for sale (35 pesos/gallon)

18. where the church governs the people and where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (AMEN TO THAT)

17. where University of the Philippines is where all the weird people go. Ateneo is where all the nerds go. La Salle is where all the Chinese go... College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go, and University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich people go.

16. where fastfood is a diet meal

15. where traffic signs are merely suggestions not regulations

14. where all the trees in the city are below 6 ft.

13. where being held up is normal. It happens to everyone

12. where kids dream of becoming pilots, doctors and basketball players.

11. where rodents is a normal house pet.

10. where the definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles...

9. where the fighter planes of the 1940's are used for military engagements, and the new fighter planes are displayed in museums.

8. where being an hour late is still considered as punctual.

7. where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery is a commodity.

6. where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.

5. where finding a deer on the road will be a phenomenon (may deer dito? seryoso kayo?)

4. where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment (kung gusto mo mapikon, watch the news)

3. where people can get away with stealing trillions of pesos, but not for a thousand

2. where nora aunor is an acclaimed actress and boy abunda is the best talk show host

1. where everyone wants to leave the country

Happy Birthday... MAMA MARY

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